The Beginning and Some Days After That
Rhea the Writer started out as Rhea the Baby and later became Rhea the Kid. She was lucky, because she lived in Coney Island got to go on rides and went to the beach everyday.
She was also unlucky because she hated rides and didn't even learn how to swim until she was 12.
She loved to play Skee-Ball on the boardwalk. She wanted to win 80,00 tickets to get the big prize - a bike, but she ran out of quarters after collecting 428 tickets, so she ended up with the hula hoop, the harmonica, and the high bounce ball.
Her favorite book was Gerald McBoingBoing by Dr.Seuss. It's about a little boy who can't say words. He makes sounds instead. He was a lot like Rhea, because she was very shy and quiet around most people, but when she was home she would run around the house yodeling and singing at the top of her lungs.
When she was in high school she tried acting. She liked pretending to be someone else. She especially liked being loud, tough, or silly people who weren't shy at all.
After college she had a million jobs, like waitressing, filing papers, and selling people roofs over the phone. Once she was an eraser. No kidding. She worked for a company erasing marks that people made in textbooks.
The Beginning of the Middle and the Middle of the Middle and the End of the Middle
Then she got a real acting job, then she got married, then she had three kids.
Everything Else
Then she made up stories and told them to her kids. Then she decided to write them down. Then she became Rhea the Writer.
The End
More Stuff After The End
Now she works very hard everyday writing writing writing, making up loud, tough and silly characters. She makes sure to take lots of breaks for snacks, jumping up and down, yodeling and scratching her dogs.